Trying to Conceive can and WILL make you crazy!

This trying to have a baby thing has made me crazy. I thought I might share some funny thing trying has compelled me to do. . .

Enjoy and feel free to laugh, I did as I was thinking about this.

• You start to think that putting your legs in the air, or standing on your head will actually help, so you try it.

• You buy and eat loads of fresh pineapple, (until your mouth bleeds from the acid) because you somewhere heard that it will help a baby implant if you did conceive.
  

• Start to discuss fertility and the reproductive system as if everyone knows exactly what you are talking about.

• You start to type in a foreign language, TTC language. This includes acronyms such as DH, FS, TTC, LTTTC, LPD, OH, 2WW, CD, BFP, BFN, and so on.

• Obsessively watch shows such as Teen Mom, 16 and pregnant, One born every minute and so on.
  

• Have your entire baby registry planned online.

• Hide husbands tight underwear because they can cause a lower sperm count.
  

• Ask Husband to take an extra vitamin even though the tests came back all good.

• Have a little green box in your closet filled with baby items you bought for your future baby because you had a moment of hope while standing in the baby section.
  

• Stay up until 2am writing this :)

Update...I talked with some ladies online who are also on this journey, Here are some more you might enjoy.

• Grabbing your breasts hoping they are tender (pregnancy symptom) but grabbing them so much you actually make them tender, so now your confused.

• It doesn't bother you much when you pee on your hands anymore because you Pee on some sort of stick more than half of the month.